Again, one of the articulate, adorable and utterly opinionated characters in which Ruiz Zafón’s book abounds. The doom-laden consequences of television didn’t quite pan out as disastrously, but the elaborate and colourful damnation of the poor machine is worthwhile for its rich imagery.
As to the levels of imbecility of slugs in the Pleistocene era, I suggest a Ph.D could be written on it.
‘Television, my dear Daniel, is the Antichrist, and I can assure you that after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how to fart on their own. Humans will return to living in caves, to medieval savagery, and to the general state of imbecility that slugs overcame back in the Pleistocene era.’
Source: Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind, trans. Lucia Graves (London: Phoenix, 2012), p. 106-7
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